Manelf Shoes
Your elven shoes make you sound like a lady when you walk. AND they look stupid. Call a guy like me born in 77 old fashioned but I'm pretty sure the 7-year old saggy "sport socks" aren't helping the cause either. Get a girlfriend or a more fashion conscious life partner, brah. Then again what do I know? I have 9 Merona sweaters and 3 very used pairs of frickin' Crocs.

