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Brian Larson
Sad, Dusty Lil' Fellas
So I went to Cheapo Discs today for the first time in MANY MANY years to sell our collection of already-ripped CDs. I checked on the local section and sure enough, here's some sad little dusty relics from my band that will probably never sell. For some weird reason though it made me proud that we're taking up this space and at least every now and then someone runs across the name and thinks "Seconds Before, hmmm... that's a local band". We may not be huge in Japan, or the Twin Cities for that matter, but we're kind of a big deal around the practice space for that vagrant that often wanders in off the street. Here's to you, Gill. And your "war pony" too. P.S. Said "war pony" is his self-titled10-speed.
Crack Fly
Lady slacks featuring a "crack fly"— also known as a "butt zipper". Currently all the rage but useless for men. I hope she doesn't ever leave it down on accident. You're welcome. P.S. She looked kinda like a dude.
P.P.S. Women, is this a common lady pant feature? Maybe she's European?
P.P.S. Women, is this a common lady pant feature? Maybe she's European?
